Die VAL, die!
And there it is, officially. Your BeachGrit, your snarky, satirical, sometimes grouchy, usually grumpy, always anti-depressive BeachGrit is bigger than the World Surf League. Higher than the Wall of Positive Noise. Throwing all kinds of shade over Santa Monica as well as anything Santa Monica/Venice-adjacent.
The People™ want their ultra hard surf candy.
The People™ crave real, fun, rude, funny, honestly rude more than they love to be Transformed and/or non-elimination heats featuring Deivid Silva and Wade Carmichael.
I’m already drinking in celebration and I suggest you start.
Give us a few more months and we’ll host you somewhere fabulous.
Somewhere VALs get stuck behind the section.
And rum flows like water.
More as the story develops!
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